Alan Zweibel Quotes

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as well.

I like humor.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

I've got a great sense of humor.

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.

Humor is a blessing to me. My earliest recollections are of looking at something and seeing the lighter side. But it's always spontaneous. I couldn't write a comedy skit for someone else.

It's hard to go back and be constantly funny.

I think everybody would admit that we've got a sense of humor.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I'm not a funny person.

I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.

We're all funny. Humor unites us.

J. makes me laugh. He's incredibly dry and has a pretty harsh sense of humor that I enjoy.

I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

Humor comes from self-confidence.