Chris D'Elia Quotes

I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.

A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention.

I'm not very good at dating. I'm very decisive. If I like someone, then they're my boyfriend. It's pretty straightforward.

I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

I enjoy dating. I love first dates. I think they're incredibly fascinating studies in human psychology. When you sit down across from someone on a first date and things are going alright, you talk objectives. We want to win each other over, so how do you win someone over? You have to put the best foot forward.

I'm really into personalities. There have been certain girls that I've been attracted to, but when we got to chatting, it was such a let-down. So for me, a great personality is key.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?

Fellas, it's all a numbers game. The more women you meet, the greater chance you have of finding the right one.

Just an hour with you, and I understand why we had to meet.

Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy.

Attraction is what happens between you. It's not universal. And it's not conventional. And thank God for that.

A lot of people head into courtship looking for fireworks. Don't pass up a chance by dumping someone after a first date because you don't feel the fireworks. The fireworks can happen at any time and be maintained.

The woman I'm attracted to won't be based on what I write down on paper. It's going to be what I feel.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.

Dating is a numbers game. What we try to promise is good first dates. Once that first date happens, it's really up to you.

It's an interesting time that way. It's hard to meet good girls down here. It seems like they're all after something and interested in their own lives.

I think romance is friendship and attraction sort of meeting together and that does influence what I'm writing a lot. I try to establish the attraction, obviously, but I also think it's important to show the characters having actual conversations about things other than their feelings for each other - and to develop their friendship on the page.

I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

Life is a matter of courtship and wooing, flirting and chatting.

I love somebody that can hold a great conversation.

I love going on dates and talking.

Look, every guy is nervous when they talk to girls, but I find that little bit of nervousness to be kind of fun.

I'm getting those familiar feelings, and I'm just going to enjoy the process of getting to know someone again.