Scott Speedman Quotes

I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

Finding a job is hard enough, but have you ever considered the odds and the challenges of finding a good man?

Dating is... weird.

Dating is hard. It's difficult and not quantity, but quality. Finding a good person.

I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.

I haven't had many relationships.

I would never say that I'm good at being on dates. I think I like to try to find a connection with somebody, like, that's my main thing. I think that maybe if you find a connection with a girl on a date, that's like the No. 1 thing, and then it's like, 'Cool, that was a great date.'

Dating is for tools.

A lot of people head into courtship looking for fireworks. Don't pass up a chance by dumping someone after a first date because you don't feel the fireworks. The fireworks can happen at any time and be maintained.

I'm not very good at dating. I'm very decisive. If I like someone, then they're my boyfriend. It's pretty straightforward.

Well, I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I've been seeing this really sweet guy for the past few weeks.

I don't think I'm unlike a lot of people. I am just someone who is trying to find that mate, and I think it's a really hard thing to do.

I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and did comics like 'The Nine Types of Boyfriends,' 'Sixteen Ways to End a Relationship,' 'Twenty-Four Things Not to Say in Bed,' and other arbitrarily numbered lists.

I never dated much.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

Here is how you meet women: You tell the girls you are friends with - the ones in relationships - that you want a girlfriend. You shouldn't even have to say 'Set me up' or 'Introduce me!' If they're good girls, they'll get the hint.

After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.

I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you.

In urban America, you do not so much meet a romantic partner as inherit the product of someone else's romantic crimes.

I don't have dating tips.

It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.

Women should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.

I'm one of those guys that - as far as relationships and stuff go - if you smile at me, I'm like, 'Let's date for three years' - which is just ridiculous.

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?