RACHEL DRATCH

And you know when I was growing up, I knew I wanted to have kids, but I knew I didn't want to do it alone. Then once I was 41, 42, I had to accept that I probably wouldn't have kids unless I decided to adopt later on, but even then it would be with a partner.

The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea what we were doing. We had one guy in the group who was pretty experimental; he would kind of push us to do weird things. It was really fun, a great experience.

I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person.

An improv team would have eight guys and one woman; that was still pretty standard. If you were a woman improviser, it was actually kind of an advantage because, if you were halfway decent, you'd get a lot more stage time.

Since I was little, it was instilled in me to conserve water. In terms of what can you do as an individual, it's an easy issue to get behind.

Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I don't know if he sucks at videogames or not. I don't think he plays them, but he could have this whole secret life I don't know about.

I don't really consider myself an impressionist.

In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

When I was a kid, I was super shy.

Well, I've claimed to have seen two ghosts in a hotel room.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

When you're starting up a show, you don't really know what direction it's going to go.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

When I was little, we used to have Atari.

If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

I started doing improv in college, and I really liked it.

I never wanted to be that person who leaves 'SNL' and nothing happens.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.