Jay R. Ferguson Quotes

I have so much respect for what's funny.

Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually - Will Forte will never break.

Bill Murray was just so funny to me - there wasn't anything spooking him.

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore.

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

I really enjoy comedy. It's a real challenge.

It's fun being Bill Engvall.

I love my jokes.

I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must say.

It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.

If you can make people laugh, you know you're getting it right; it's an instant pat on the back.

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

Matt Braunger really makes me laugh; I like that guy a lot.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Believe me, there is nothing more rewarding than making Peter Jackson chuckle.

I've kind of stopped valuing laughter as the end-all measurement of what I'm doing.

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.