Demetri Martin Quotes

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must say.

Matt Braunger really makes me laugh; I like that guy a lot.

Believe me, there is nothing more rewarding than making Peter Jackson chuckle.

I really, really love stand-up.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all of it.

I started out in stand-up, so it's very satisfying to make people laugh, but it usually means at your own expense.

If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

You know, I'm a big comedy fan.

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it.

I really have a love for comedy. I can't express it enough.

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

I would be absolutely honored if I made Jon Hamm crack, because he is uncrackable.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.