Michael McIntyre Quotes

Oh, I love stand-up.

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

I will always love to perform standup comedy.

The comedian just wants to get a laugh.

Stand-up, by far, is my favorite.

Comedy is not easy to do - where you make someone laugh out loud in their living room.

I listen to a lot of standup comics.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I love doing comedy. It's a lot of fun.

I love making people laugh. It's an addiction and it's probably dysfunctional, but I am addicted to it and there's no greater pleasure for me than sitting in a theater and feeling a lot of people losing control of themselves.

You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.

I just try to deliver the laughs every time I get the opportunity.

I'm a standup comedian, so I need people.

I'll never stop doing stand-up. There's nothing better than getting in front of 2,500 people and making an entire room laugh.

As a comic, you are trying to please people in some way - to make them laugh.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh.

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?