Morgan Spurlock Quotes

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."

Medicare will pay for Viagra but they won’t for eyeglasses. They give you a hardon, but they won’t let you see where to put it.

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the exercise and they've got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more energy. Some people get energy from sex and some people lose energy from sex. I have found that it's too much work. But if you have the time for it, and if you need that exercise-then you should do it.

And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool - only to have it take forever to finally go off?

A healthy sex life. Best thing in the world for a woman's voice.

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

The more fruit I removed from an individual's diet, the healthier he or she became and the more his or her cholesterol numbers and markers for kidney function improved.

Compared to when I was 18, 19 or 20, I would say my diet is the big difference. It is much better.

I try to avoid gaining weight as much as possible because it hinders my performance onstage. Touring demands so much energy.

As I've got older I've become a lot more conscious of my diet and making sure I was getting all the right things.

It was when my American coach Dan Pfaff came over from the States in 2009 and started working with me that we really began to look at my diet. He decided I was eating too many carbohydrates, so I cut back on bread. Over the next year I lost weight and became leaner.

What I tell people all the time is that bodies are made in the kitchen, not in the gym. You cannot exercise a bad diet. It's just impossible. Unless you want to be the ultra-marathoner or someone like a Michael Phelps that's swimming 70 or 80,000 meters in a week, you cannot exercise a bad diet.

I never cheated on nutrition, I always had a really good diet and I always supplemented well - that's a massive factor in any sport. Even in everyday life, if people are just going to the gym recreationally, they'll have targets in mind and if you're not supplementing correctly or concentrating on your diet, you're wasting your time.

It is not easy to lose or gain weight. The diet and the exercise regime should be compatible with your body, or else you end up with wrinkles and hair loss.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.