Lewis Black Quotes

100 million iphones don't lie. What an amazing man. He is the apple of all of our i's. We have an i everything and its all so amazing.

My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that. I'd rather buy a new gadget than, like, a purse.

I love all things Apple and have done since 1996.

AppleTV, I'm crazy about that. I'd rather buy a new gadget than, like, a purse.

Apple makes beautiful products. I own a Mac Pro, a Mac Book, a Mac Mini, an iPad, an iPhone, pretty much the entire collection.

People, me included, have a truly emotional thing about this iPad.

Not every Apple product makes a big enough difference to me to get instantly, although many do.

I'm in the Apple store on Regent Street far too much; I'm obsessed by whatever the latest Apple gadget is. For clothes, I love to shop in Liam Gallagher's shop Pretty Green on Carnaby Street, or Cult Clothing in Crouch End, for Original Penguin and G-Star.

Commercialism in the Western world has got us by the scruff of the neck. It's a technological takeover, and we can't even see it happening because we're too busy enjoying it.

People think I'm just an old Luddite, but that's untrue. I buy every new gizmo as it comes out, play with it until I understand how it works, and then give it away.

I think we are living in a time where the consumer has lots of choices, whether it's coffee, newspapers or whatever it is. And there is parity in the market place, and as a result of that, the consumer is beginning to make decisions, not just on what things cost and the convenience of it.

If you think back to the beginning of cell phones, laptops or really any new technology, it's always expensive.

People don't like to be sold, but they love to buy.

We are witnessing a seismic change in consumer behavior. That change is being brought about by technology and the access people have to information.

I'm very impressed by St. Patrick's. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

I am an Apple guy. I got the iPhone 4 the day it came out. I have a MacBook.

I like being 35, I like having a bit of money to spend on music and useless gadgets. The net is providing new ways to communicate and cooperate that just didn't exist in the 80s.

I love going shopping.

I respect Apple. It's a great company that changed the world, especially the mobile time.

I've always been inspired by retail entertainment, whether Ralph Lauren or the Disney Store or Niketown.

When I look at a Ralph Lauren store, it is not a store: it's an experience.

I'm not one of those people that needs to have all of the new gadgets or wants any of that.

I'm lucky that I was in retailing during the time that I call the golden age of retailing.

Silicon Valley's definition of luxury is a Tesla in every garage.

In 1990, if I wanted a pair of Calvin Klein jeans I had seen in a magazine, I'd head to the mall, sift through piles of inventory to find my size, try them on, ask the opinion of the often inexperienced sales associate, wait in line to check out, pay, and head home. The process was linear and ripe for improvement.