Joshua Malina Quotes

I don't like to watch myself on screen because in my mind there is a touch of George Clooney about me, but when I see it, there is more than a little Donkey from 'Shrek' about me.

I do just genuinely believe Chris Hemsworth is a 6'3, more muscular version of me. And more handsome, but I try.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

I'm the Christopher Biggins of reality TV.

If Fred Astaire is the Cary Grant of dance, I'm the Marlon Brando.

I like to refer to myself as 'The George Clooney of the Lane Bryant set.'

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best.

I regard myself as an actress but, obviously, not in the Dame Judi Dench league. That isn't a problem because I don't think we are ever likely to be up for the same part!

I'm not a sex symbol. How could I be with these skinny bowlegs?

I don't ever take credit for discovering anybody, except for McLovin on 'Superbad'.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha.

The one thing about doing all those movies and all that television is I know what I'm doing. And I can do what Sean Connery can do. I can do what Clint can do. People even say I look a little like Clint. But that's just because I'm skinny and tall and old. With a receding hairline.

I don't think that I'm as big as Lobo is, but if you could, like, transplant Mickey Rourke's body on my head, that would be just great.

I look like a melanin version of Chris Hayes.

I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.

If you go on the Internet and type in 'Lee Ryan one liners,' I think I'm on par with Gandhi.

I've kind of been in a video game, I've kind of been an action figure. It was actually a Barbie doll, so that's why I say kind of, but if I can get made fun of on 'South Park' or 'Family Guy,' then I'll know that I've done something good with my life.

I think Maura'is funnier than I am, wittier than I am, more intelligent than I am, and I think she's just floating me at this point.

I think me and Mr. Dolph Lundgren look kind of alike.

I know very well that I can never look like PM Modi.

I don't look like Susan Boyle!

When I really have it together, I think I successfully pull off looking like the exact middle point between Macklemore and Ron Howard, only with a much bigger forehead than either of them.