Cole Sprouse Quotes

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

Last time I blushed was when I smoothed my hands over the back of my dress and actually touched skin. Seems the material was tucked into my underwear, and everyone around me had gotten a show. This, of course, was at a romance writers' conference.

I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever.

During my school days, I was doing a play, and my costume fell on the stage. I really wish it didn't happen.

I go to the gym in a baseball cap, sweats and then run into a boy I like. It happens - so what?

Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it.

I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind.

I had one particular handbag disaster when I couldn't get into it, and when I finally did, it flew over the red carpet and was caught by 200 lenses. Not a great moment.

One time I laughed so hard, I just had to go and change my pantyhose. I lost it. Lost it. At least it wasn't onstage.

It was the nearest to a casualty on the Spray in her whole course, so far as I know. The young man having come on board with compliments made the mishap most embarrassing.

Your mother embarrasses you in front of maybe a couple hundred people. My mother embarrasses me in front of millions.

I flinch when I see my name in the newspapers.

My first go at drinking did not go so well. I ended up getting sick in front of everybody. You know that Ginuwine song 'Pony'? It was playing at the party while I was getting sick. My entire senior year, everyone sang that around me. For a year. I would like that erased from my memory.

My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny.

I put my foot in my mouth every time I'm interviewed.

It was dripping and, you know, and there was a whole line of cameras and microphones. I felt like - you remember the honor guards, only it was a dishonor guard.

I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible.

I was just standing around and suddenly I was cast as an extra. I hated it because I was so shy.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I was really enjoying one of the screenings of 'Beautiful Creatures' and there was this little 14-year-old boy sitting next to me in the screening and I was laughing at all the jokes and I just felt really judged. I had to keep it down a bit. It's a bit embarrassing.

I never want to be seen in my boxer shorts ever again.

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

I had to dance in a Tweety Bird costume once.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I fell sprawling on the floor, and was so ashamed that I jumped up, ran away and left my girl to get home the best way she could.