Jenna Dewan Quotes

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

Last time I blushed was when I smoothed my hands over the back of my dress and actually touched skin. Seems the material was tucked into my underwear, and everyone around me had gotten a show. This, of course, was at a romance writers' conference.

I don't really get embarrassed a lot because I feel like life goes on. I mean, I fell on stage one time; like, I tripped one time. My voice cracked... That's pretty embarrassing.

During my school days, I was doing a play, and my costume fell on the stage. I really wish it didn't happen.

When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.

Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I fell sprawling on the floor, and was so ashamed that I jumped up, ran away and left my girl to get home the best way she could.

I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting my fingers up to my face to look like a squirrel and everyone made fun of me for the rest of the day.

Your mother embarrasses you in front of maybe a couple hundred people. My mother embarrasses me in front of millions.

I haven't had a super awkward moment. I can't think of one.

My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny.

In my senior year of high school, I was doing a dance with a bunch of friends for the talent show, and my pants split entirely in half. It was incredible.

I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible.

For some reason, people look at me and laugh. I don't know why.

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer.

Even Karaoke needs higher standards than I can reach, so I have gone great lengths to avoid being bullied into it.

I never want to be seen in my boxer shorts ever again.

One time I laughed so hard, I just had to go and change my pantyhose. I lost it. Lost it. At least it wasn't onstage.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalog ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.

I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever.

I was made fun of a lot in middle school. When I was in seventh grade, the popular kids paid the most popular guy to ask me out.

Sometimes I - with comedy, it's like someone liking you in high school. They either do, or they don't. And when they don't, they don't. And that's it. There are no appeals. You show up, and you're like, 'Hi! I'm -' and you stumble, and they're like, 'It's over.'

My first experience on public radio still ranks among the most embarrassing episodes of my relatively short life.

When you're talking about a really horrible personal thing that happened to you... and it doesn't get laughs... I feel really exposed and like I've overshared with some strangers.

I remember, my very first day at a new school, a bird pooped all down my back. It was like any other day of school except everyone was like, 'Oh my God, you're from the movie 'Big Daddy,'' and I had bird poop all over me.