Groucho Marx Quotes

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.

There are people who don't like popularity. It's much better to be exclusive and remote.

Gentlemen, include me out.

If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.

We love playing music but we're too weird to play music.

I'm a Christian-libertarian-environmentalist-capitalist-lunatic. It's a humorous way for me to describe that I'm not stereotypical.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

People relate to the spirit of the band, which is to live your way and succeed on your own terms. There's no hypocrisy in being successful and still railing against conformity.

There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule.

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me.

Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

Hypocrisy is the essence of snobbery, but all snobbery is about the problem of belonging.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

You can't really copy what I do because I don't do anything.

I think it's perfectly acceptable not to run with cliques.

I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.

I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.

I've always felt like I was on the margins. Once upon a time that's what independent used to mean.

A rich man's joke is always funny.