Jay Kay Quotes

I still pinch myself that I have a second-hand Aston Martin DBS Volante, the convertible model of James Bond's car from 'Quantum of Solace' and 'Casino Royale.'

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

I think I'd make a good James Bond... I'm joking.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, 'Intelligence Briefing.'

As a man I am flawed, but my music is perfect.

I just loved the coolness of [Sean] Connery's Bond. He just sort of oozes cool.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

I'm surprised I still have so much hair after all the things I've done with it.

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

Though I'm anything but clever, I could talk like that forever.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

Well, when I was six years old I decided, not that I was going to be, but with my usual modesty, that I was a writer.

Oh my God I am so cool.

I'm totally cool. I'm totally calm, and I'm totally cool. My calm is exceeded only by my cool. Which is total. Here we go.

I have had some sorry-ass looks, but I'm the first one to laugh. I'm either to credit or to blame for the '80s.

Am I hideous, Jane? Very, sir: you always were, you know.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

What's cooler than bein' cool?