Larry the Cable Guy Quotes

I've always wanted to do a real comedy. I haven't done enough, and it seems silly not to do more, considering the fact that people tend to laugh at me.

I really like to do comedy, and I did comedy the first 2 years after I graduated college, so I really love it and appreciate it.

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

I've actually done a lot of comedy.

At the end of the day, I do think I'm happiest doing comedy. I love it. I know that I can do other things. I love drama as well.

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people.

I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up. I was in a comedy team called Red Johnny And The Round Guy.

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.

I always wanted to be a comedian but never thought I'd be a musical comedian.

I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I've always thought I was funny but never thought I could use it to make money. In 1996, I decided I was going to use my humor to get on TV to make money.

I tried do stand-up, and I was horrible. And I'll never do it again.

I have the improv background, but stand-up is different.