Larry the Cable Guy Quotes

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.'

Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.

I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act.

I love doing comedy, and I don't get a chance to much. I get to play lots of serious people, and killers, and people with a lot of... sheriffs. Good people and bad people, but lots of drama, and to get a chance to be genuinely silly is a great treat for me.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

You can't do Shakespeare with a Southern accent, honey.

When I played Imunique on 'Love That Girl,' that was on the other side of comedy - loud and out there.

All performances are different. I don't think it's necessary to compare one with another. I am just me playing the role of Lear. You're bound to get a Holm approach to it, whatever that may be. I just got out there and did it. I'm very much a doer in my acting.

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.

I feel really grateful that I am in comedy, and I love doing it.

I just play to good people; they seem to like what I do, and the more they like it, the more I play.

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

What is important to me as an actor is that, even if I have to spread my arms, take my shirt off on a mountain top with my heroine in a chiffon sari, it still has to be me and my twist or my funny take on it.

'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible.

I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there are a lot of people there to see me, and they're excited about the jokes and hanging out with me for a show.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.

You know, I've never been much of a method actor. I feel like, with every project I go in extremely prepared and I like to have a good time.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

I love to play different roles. That's just the kind of actor I am.

I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.