Richelle Mead Quotes

In Hollywood, they say good news finds you.

I've crashed my car three times.

I have enough to think about - I just don't ever want to have to think about my car.

Gossip is essentially storytelling: storytelling about people whom we know.

Gossip is nature's telephone.

When I saw all those other drivers, I realized that they wanted to win that money just as much as I did. But I didn't have to worry. A tire came off my car and I was lucky I got it off the track.

Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

When you have fast cars and bad luck, it's a lot easier to handle than having slow cars and bad luck.

I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit.

It's only gossip if you repeat it. Until then, it's gathering information.

A little scandal is an excellent thing; nobody is ever brighter or happier of tongue than when he is making mischief of his neighbors.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

If you consider yourself a friend, dont tell me." Because if i know the rumors, i'll feel like i have to confront the. and right this second i want to live in ignorant bliss.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

Tell one your thoughts, but beware of two. All know what is known to three

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad.

By the time I was done with the car it looked worse than any typical Indian car that has been driven all its life on reservation roads, which they always say are like government promises - full of holes.

Rumors are spread by jealous people

– Diana: “Christina said the strangest thing.” – Lyon: “Of course she did.

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

If it were not for a goodly supply of rumors, half true and half false, what would the gossips do?