Dave Barry Quotes

It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patience for them anymore! I think I'm becoming increasingly lazy.

A guy's biggest style mistake is definitely trying to look too cool. As long as you've got a good pair of jeans, a good pair of boots and a few good shirts, you're fine.

Your shoes have to match your belt. That's rule number one for guys. You can't put the brown shoes with the black belt. Or a brown belt with a black wristwatch. Just don't do it! Also, I don't like boots with suits. And when you wear sneakers, make sure they go with your shirt.

In my field, you can't really wear the same dress twice unless you want Isaac Mizrahi to scorn you on TV.

I do not decide that skirts shall be short or long. The shape of the dress itself often dictates the length.

My favourite store is All Saints. Having spent years dressed in a dinner suit and a bow tie as a professional player, it is wonderful being able to wear normal clothes again.

I would wear one of those plastic pocket protectors, but they make you look like a Republican.

My goal is to elevate the whole casual end of the guy's wardrobe.

I almost always wear a jacket, but I like different jackets. I also like funny pants.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Can I wear your blazer?

So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.

Oh my gosh,Nick. You're not wearing a shirt! This must be one of those exciting days ending in Y.

I believe that everyone is a fashion insider, because it's illegal to be naked.

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

I think just wear whatever makes you feel comfortable. Your feet could get sweaty without socks, if that's what you mean. I personally like to keep socks on even through the summer because it looks cute.

If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top.

I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.

I think it’s more like a shirt that says, ‘I’m going to have to end this date early so I can go prepare my Power Point presentation

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?