Roseanne Barr Quotes

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

And people in America are very practical people across the political spectrum. Very conservative women want their kids, their daughters taking birth control.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

I was a poster child... for birth control!

Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant.

Marie Stopes had established the first birth control clinic in Britain; the whole question of informing women, especially those who were poor, about methods of contraception, began to be discussed.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

Women have to control their fertility for 30 years. Thirty years is a long time not to make mistakes.

I don't believe in birth control.

I was in graduate school. I had a birth control accident and went to get the morning after pill.

Natural Family Planning works and is as effective, and sometimes more effective, than the birth control methods out there.

There's only so much planning you can do when it comes to pregnancies, y'know.

Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favour of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life.

Children are wonderful. It don't take plenty y'know. Just a nice girl who don't take birth control. Sexual intercourse is a lovely thing.

My views on birth control are somewhat distorted by the fact that I was seventh of nine children.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

The methods used to take human lives, such as abortion, the pill, the ring, etc., amounts to genocide. I believe that legal abortion is legal murder.

I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.

The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Many good people, being influenced by the bold spirit of the times, are now seeking surgery for the wife or the husband so they may avoid pregnancies and comply with the strident voice demanding a reduction of children. It was never easy to bear and rear children, but easy things do not make for growth and development. But loud, blatant voices today shout 'fewer children' and offer the Pill, drugs, surgery, and even ugly abortion to accomplish that. Strange the proponents of depopulating the world seem never to have thought of continence!