Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Children are wonderful. It don't take plenty y'know. Just a nice girl who don't take birth control. Sexual intercourse is a lovely thing.

The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.

We want better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

If you are a pregnant teenage poor girl, you will not likely ever get out of poverty. Nor will your children. Birth control can be the most cost effective anti-poverty possibility that we have.

With every kind of birth control available in the world, abortion is not something to be proud of. If you need an abortion, you've failed.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.

I'm pro responsible choice. You know, there is choice to abstain, choice to do contraception. There are all kinds of good choices.

Is it a recent occurrence that women have tried to control when and if they reproduced? Absolutely not. By 2000 B.C., there was worldwide use of herbal potions to prevent pregnancy. Condoms were made from animal bladders.

I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.

Marie Stopes had established the first birth control clinic in Britain; the whole question of informing women, especially those who were poor, about methods of contraception, began to be discussed.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

If they are opposed to abortion, they should be for preventing unintended pregnancies.

We all want abstinence. And if I knew how to get abstinence I would do whatever it takes to do that ... Given a choice between hearing my daughter say I'm pregnant or I used a condom, most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

I would like to make every child born in America a planned, wanted child.

We can win a war in 100 days but we can't teach our people how to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

I say that this is a dirty, filthy book, and the test of it is that no human being would allow that book on his table, no decently educated English husband would allow even his wife to have it…the object of it is to enable a person to have sexual intercourse, and not to have that which in the order of Providence is the natural result of that sexual intercourse. That is the only purpose of the book and all the instruction in the other parts of the book leads up to that proposition.

Give special attention to the mothers' health, to see that women who are suffering from tuberculosis, heart or kidney disease, toxic goitre, gonorrhea, or any disease where the condition of pregnancy disturbs their health are placed under public health nurses to instruct them in practical, scientific methods of contraception in order to safeguard their lives---thus reducing maternal mortality

Women have to control their fertility for 30 years. Thirty years is a long time not to make mistakes.

I don't believe in birth control.

Thoughtful education programs and access to effective forms of contraception are key to preventing unplanned pregnancy.