Bill Dana Quotes

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

Cats are hard to train, but they can train them.

You could train cats do things, a lot of people don't think cats aren't trainable. Cats can be trusted just a friend.

Fang and I searched in every way we could think of and found a million institutes of one kind or another, in Manhattan and throughout New York state, but none of them seemed promising. My favorite? The Institute for Realizing Your Pet's Inner Potential. Anyone who can explain that to me, drop a line.

Cats are great with clicker training. There's a great video you can get called "Clicker Magic". There's a scene in that video where a cat is trained to go through a mini dog agility course - it's all done with food motivation and clicker training. You can train them to do all sorts of thing.

A lot of cats are not that social.

A cat is never vulgar.

I think I'm good at training dogs, but none of my dogs agree with me on that.

I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going, "Interesting words ... have you finished?" While you're shouting all this to your cat, your dog's next to you, going ... [mimes obeying all commands] "What the hell are you doing? I'm talking to the cat!" "Oh, I'm sorry!"

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

The cat is a wild animal that inhabits the homes of humans.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

Sunday, January 27, 1884. -- There was another story in the paper a week or so since. A gentleman had a favourite cat whom he taught to sit at the dinner table where it behaved very well. He was in the habit of putting any scraps he left onto the cat's plate. One day puss did not take his place punctually, but presently appeared with two mice, one of which it placed on its master's plate, the other on its own.

Pet the cat dude," says Sam. "She brought you a present. She wants you to tell her how badass she is." "You are a tiny tiny killing machine." Daneca coos. "What's she doing?" I ask. "Purring!" says Daneca. She sounds delighted. "Good kitty. Who's an amazing killing machine? That's right. You are! You are a brutal brutal tiny lion! Yes, you are.

A cat can be social, but a dog, we've bred this hyper social animal that's really truly different and will do stuff for us just to please us with praise and stroking.

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.