Jane Wagner Quotes

Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care of them and abide by the rules made necessary by a huge population.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that's not dangerous for them. There's a lot of poisonous stuff that they're putting in a lot of that food, those by-products.

I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.

We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not just let them roam the streets.

I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.

I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with.

A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.

I'm fond of my werecats, if only because I have four real-world felines staring at me as I type.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Having an animal that you fix, knowing that you saved its life or you saved a pet - Like on a dog, these little kids will come, and their dog is just ready to die, and you do something, and they leave happy. The kids are happy, and the little puppy is licking your hand. Those are kind of neat feelings.

Puppies and kittens are both great. Cats and dogs are not for me.

I just don't 'get' pets.

People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on,' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner.

I want to remind people with dogs that they are your responsibility.

Owners need to know, you can't play ball in this heat with your pet.

I love pets, especially dogs.

My husband and I live for our pets, or I can say that I do.

I know what it's like to have a house full of pets!

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

I hate to be obvious," added the Scarecrow, "but you'd have saved yourself a heap of trouble if you weren't too cheap to invest in a leash, Dorothy.

I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the perfect pet bowls. The mugs were set on the kitchen floor and remained there until the cat chipped a tooth and went on a hunger strike.

We must leave our pets at home, when we go into the street, and meet men on broad grounds of good meaning and good sense.

I love the hamster but I think if I took him on tour he might die.