Margaret Smith Quotes
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
Citations
Smith, Margaret. As a Bug. Uproar Entertainment, 1998.
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Margaret Smith is an American six-time Emmy Award winning standup comic, actress, writer and producer. Originally from Chicago, Illinois, Smith is known for her deadpan and often acerbic delivery, reminiscent of Eve Arden. She was a writer and producer for The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Smith lives in Austin, Texas with her two sons.