Travel Frustration Quotes

In the Space Age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours—one hour for flying, and one hour to get to the airport.

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines.

It's just terrible: I miss flights all the time, more than I probably catch one.

Memo to self: never again try to travel by train in Britain on a Sunday.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

I don't think I'll travel anymore. Travel is nothing but an inconvenience. There is always enough trouble where you are.

I've stayed in so many hotel rooms that I'm shocked if, when I stay in a hotel room, the hotel phone isn't on the desk. Then I'm like, "This isn't a real hotel room." If there's not outlets next to the desk, or if they have an iPhone adapter for an iPhone 4, that's when I'm sitting there annoyed. I understand that it's ridiculous, but that's just me spending way too much time in hotels.

I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.

When checking in at an airport, no matter how rude the check-in person is to you, always smile and be nice because you don't know what kind of day they've had. You are going on holiday and they're stuck wherever they are. Be nice to them because they can re-route your baggage to wherever they feel like.

My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

After 9/11, new security measures not only added longer lines and earlier check-ins, but took away our privilege of carrying knitting needles or our favorite moisturizer on board with us. Although we want to be safe when we fly, in some ways it all just adds to the misery of our experience.

The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

Oh my God, Kennedy Airport - what a mess - all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80's.

Because I travel so much, my biggest pet peeve is dealing with travelers - the travelers who can't figure things out. My pet peeve is people who just have no idea how to travel.

Frustration with the trains is inevitable, given the daily difficulties commuters face.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

Then, again, how annoying to be told it is only five miles to the next place when it is really eight or ten!

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

A teleporter would be nice. There are lots of places I want to go, but getting there is a pain.

When the plane is delayed, it's not the fault of the girl at the desk. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is out of my control and that air travel nowadays is barbaric.