Airline Customer Service Quotes

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

My experience bears out an adage about airlines: People almost always opt for convenience and price, even while complaining loudly about crowded planes and a dearth of amenities.

If anyone wonders why the airlines are not doing well it is because flying has been made such an unpleasant and degrading experience.

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

Technology doesn't address everything - for example, air travel still sucks.

I wanted to be an air hostess because I wanted to see the world.

I don't want to be one of those comics who says, 'Hey, what's wrong with air travel?' and stuff like that.

There's no anger in my act towards anyone other than myself... and maybe airlines.

When the plane is delayed, it's not the fault of the girl at the desk. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is out of my control and that air travel nowadays is barbaric.

As more airlines consolidated and grew larger and more focused on the bottom line, flying in the U.S. became an awful experience. Despite moves to block our airline from flying, Virgin America began service in August 2007 - with the goal of making flying good again.

Flying commercial airlines has become an all-too-often unpleasant experience.

Let me be very honest and just say that if any airline would let me take the violin and the laptop on board I would fly that airline all the time.

When I started working on Southwest Airlines, I kid you not, only people flying on business and very wealthy people ever flew.

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.

Is there any possibility of giving international air travel, which we all need and use and hate, a touch of glamour, or even of reliable, soulless efficiency? I suspect future historians will puzzle over our failure. But by then, of course, we shall be in the age of mass space travel, with its fresh and unimaginable crop of horrors.