Chelsea Handler Quotes

I'm not gonna lie: I'm kinda the worst with a diet.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

My whole day revolves around food. If you think you've won the day, only because you haven't eaten over 1,000 calories, you know that things are off-kilter. That's not a healthy way to be thinking.

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some.

People don't eat in the long run. They eat every day.

I have always eaten well.

I always like to think I eat quite carefully.

On a really good day, if I'm really trying, in the morning I'll have a piece of toast, vitamins and nuts, or a bagel with a little cream cheese. Then at lunch time, I'll get me one of those Chinese chicken salads, a glass of juice, and a big glass of water.

Every time I say I'm going on a diet I end up eating chocolate.

I am eating more. I think you do eat more when you're working out. And you want to eat healthily, so it's good all round.

I've always been a picky eater but I'm not the healthiest eater.

I even ate chips because I love the crunchy sound they make. And I didn't give much thought to what I was eating or what I was putting inside my body, except hummus, of course, which is one of my weaknesses.

I always made my food congenial to my constitution, and my health was always excellent.

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort.

I think all diets are kind of weird. The word 'die' is in it.

But really I'm not terribly interested in what I eat.

But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.

What you eat matters. It influences the quality of your life.

I do love my wine. I'd opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise.

It may seem difficult at first, but eating more high-nutrient foods reduces the desire for low-nutrient foods; it becomes easier with time.

I have to be on such a strict diet constantly.

I try not to go crazy, but yes, I pay attention to what I eat.

Not having time or energy for weight loss makes no sense. Does it take more time or energy to eat fish than prime rib? No.

I can drink 15 pieces of fruit in a day. Nobody is going to sit down and eat that. I drink about 48 ounces a day. That constitutes about 50 percent of what I eat. And then I have one meal a day, some protein. I restrict calories.

I don't believe in diets. I don't believe any diet ever works.