Kenny Chesney Quotes

The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Election days were drinking days.

Mongolians are epic drinkers and carousers, and in this respect, they are extremely congenial to my own way of thinking.

Mardi Gras, the drinking, the partying - that scared me.

If you're not drinkin', then you're not playin'

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh.

Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores.

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I've never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.

Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant. If I go to a party and everyone's been drinking and I don't have time to really "catch up" - I'm not trying to get drunk but I want to feel good - I drink tequila.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of White Panties with my Spanish-speaking crew. I was like, "Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to Permanent Press! Give me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat."

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I was hanging out and drinking as long as I could afford it, or as long as somebody else could afford it.

Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It only kills the brain cells that contain good sense, shame, embarrassment, and restraint.

If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in London, it's just built for drinking.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.