Jay Asher Quotes

Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party: Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. I remember those guys. Like the mascots of the party. "Clay! Whatcha doon here? Bah-ha-ha-ha!

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Those who know me, after a few beers, I love music and I love to dance, but that doesn't mean I'll be any good!

There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.

When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, a drunk, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or two! I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or two!

As long as Pete and Joe are there, it's gonna be jumping.

I love songs that people can dance to and enjoy at the same time.

I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.

I'm just here for good times, man. I want people to have the best time ever. Especially if they're around me.

I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about being too young.

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

Wherever it is, as long as I have a room full of people ready to have a good time, I will take them there and I will keep them up late.

Party Rock' is something that is dear to my heart and my goal is to turn this planet into a 'Party Rock,' if you will.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

To watch people dancing is the most entertaining thing on the planet and, as they take in more alcohol, the better it gets!

If you're not drinkin', then you're not playin'