Carl Andre Quotes

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

Evidence...proves that prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

After the White House, what is there to do but drink?

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

If you're not drinkin', then you're not playin'

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

I'm drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

And no one drank just one shot of tequila.

It’s too much of a drinking culture, everything tastes better with a drink. Like, watch TV: glass of wine. Cooking dinner: glass of champagne. White wine vinegar hasn’t got white wine in it. Has it?

I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret. They'll hand me my drink, and I'll go, 'Man, what the hell is in this?' 'Dude, don't worry. Don't ask, just drink it. I'll see you in 20 minutes.' Next thing you know, I'm buck naked, standing on a coffee table, with a cowboy hat.

Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.

But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.

when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

I don't go out and go to parties and do all of that.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.