Chelsea Handler Quotes

I like humor.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

We're all funny. Humor unites us.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

Comedically, unpleasantness is great fun.

I think I have always had a little humor.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment.

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

For me, humor is everything!

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?

Humor is my default mode.

I'm able to see humor in a lot of things.

If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments.