Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting. And that's what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Every time I find a picture of him with other women, or read in magazines that he's involved with 'groupies,' I don't go and show up where he is making a huge scene and getting our faces put all over the TV and papers.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

Most of the time, I never go back. I leave my brush mark and move on.

Everybody has been broken up with. Everybody has broken up with somebody.

I want people to not be embarrassed going through breakups and divorces, to know what to do before they get involved in a relationship.

I left my husband and I thought 'I'm never dating ever again.'

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."

When you're in a relationship with someone who's selfish, what keeps you in it is the fact that when they shine on you, it's this souped-up shine. And you feel like you're in the club. And you don't even know what club it is. You just know you want to stay in it.

Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I've heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend.

I would stay away from him and leave him to go his own road where there would be other women, countless other women, who would probably give him as much physical pleasure as he had had with me. I wouldn’t care, or at least I told myself that I wouldn’t care, because none of them would ever own him—own any larger piece of him than I now did.

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this poor guy in the background with his collar up. You know he's just gonna get ruined by women.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.