Theophilus London Quotes

I never really enjoy the thought of fancy dress.

I was the Pink Pansy or whatever, wearing this crazy thing.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

I like costumes. I am always dressing up - I'm very English like that.

My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

We have a costume closet at home. My family will put on a costume for any excuse.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

I am a fancy dress grump, to be honest.

I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.

My personal style and public style are very different. When I go out, I play dress up.

It's always fun to play dress up.

I like to dress up every now and then.

I'm not interested in clothes; I just like them.

It's a really fun thing to do, dressing up.

If you set the attractiveness bar really low, people have to compliment you on your looks when they meet you in person. I'm pretty much a genius. I'm actually applying to work at the Genius Bar based on this trick.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I'm a regular Joe...I just have the unique ability to accessorize.

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

I've never read an article of clothing.

At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.

Do you like my suit? I think this is an amazing suit, don't you think?

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

Costume is a massive thing. I think costume makes you stand differently.