Ridiculousness Quotes

In a man devoted to knowledge, pity seems almost ridiculous, like delicate hands on a cyclops.

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.

Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.

The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

If the law supposes that ... the law is a ass – a idiot.

Doubt is not a very agreeable status, but certainty is a ridiculous one.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

There's nothing more ridiculous than seeing yourself in a video game.

There's always the day where you do the effort noises, so there's a lot of grunts, huffing and puffing, pretending like you're hopping over things, pretending like you're getting hit, and pretending like you're kicking. If any of that was recorded, it's some of the silliest stuff I'll ever do, as an actor, but it's fun and liberating, in a way, 'cause no one can see me. I videotape myself doing it sometimes, to send to my friends just to remind us how ridiculous our jobs are.

If you're going to be ridiculous, be over-the-top ridiculous.

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick.

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it.

'Rob & Big' was a buddy comedy show.

I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What is this?'

Things I say are sometimes silly.

Do not fear being ridiculous in relation to the ridiculous.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.

Jealousy ought to be tragic, to save it from being ridiculous.

A man is ridiculous less through the characteristics he has than through those he affects to have.

Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them quite funny, with punchlines - they're kind of like sketches.

There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.