Bob Hope Quotes

Bigamy in this form of serial monogamy seems to have occurred all over the United States – most of it unprosecuted, although bigamy was a crime in every state.

As to polygamy, I charge it to be … evil—a scarlet whore!

If I had forty wives in the United States, they did not know it, and could not substantiate it, neither did I ask any lawyer, judge, or magistrate for them. I live above the law, and so do this people.

It is very difficult to be taken seriously when you're introduced at a party to somebody as the fourth Mrs. Rex Harrison.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

Refrain from contracting any marriage forbidden by the law of the land.

Suicide's a criminal offense — In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

My grandfather was a polygamous man, and he had two wives, and between him and his two wives, we are about 200 or so in our family.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

A few years ago one of my wives, when talking about wives leaving their husbands said, 'I wish my husband's wives would leave him, every soul of them except myself.' That is the way they all feel, more or less, at times, both old and young.

The punishment can be remitted; the crime is everlasting.

How could that woman [Hillary Clinton] actually be the most cheated-on woman in America? Which she is.

War brings out thieves and peace hangs them.

Just remember, stealing's punishable by death

Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.

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There is nothing in my teachings to the Church or in those of my associates, during the time specified, which can be reasonably construed to inculate or encourage polygamy... And I now publicly declare that my advice to the Latter-day Saints is to refrain from contracting any marriage forbidden by the law of the land.

His three wives are huddled together on the bare mattress, one of them dying; when we're together, we form an alliance he can't touch. He's scared to even try.

Prudence will punish to prevent crime, not to avenge it.

Yeah. Floyd is his batman.

You hear about those stories where a person is married to someone and they have another family - that's pretty much unforgivable!

Today President Obama is in the Middle East. He met the new king of Saudi Arabia. Obama also met Saudi Arabia's first lady, the second lady, third lady, and fourth lady.

There is no such crime as a crime of thought; there are only crimes of action.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.