Judi Dench Quotes

I could not chop down a tree if my life depended on it.

It’s stupid, and you can’t fix stupid

I don't have to pitch movies. I'm no good at it!

If you saw me trying to do laundry or something, well, I'm not really equipped to do anything else.

Incompetence is a better explanation than conspiracy in most human activity.

I don't know how to plan my way out of a paper bag.

Stupid can't fix stupid.

I'm useless around the house.

I'm a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.

I can't stand stupid, and I can't stand slow.

Twitch has been very hard for me. It makes me feel so stupid. I don't understand it at all... It's very complicated.

I'm like an overgrown child! I don't know how to do anything!

I can't tie my shoes. So many people have tried to teach me, but it's one of those things where I physically can't learn. I don't know why.

I was fairly rubbish as a player.

Can't cook. Can't, I dunno, do paperwork. I don't know, what else can't we do? I'm not to be trusted with other people's animals.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

I see things and I hear things I do not understand. I'm a skilled, resourceful... vegetable!

Most people can do nothing at all well

I'm pathetic when it comes to the Internet and getting stuff done.

All I want to say is that when you stop being delusional and start feeling desperate because you're too inept to figure this out on your own, you know who to come to.

The criminal ineptitude makes you furious.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.

Mistakes, mistakes, it's all I seem capable of at times.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!