Johnny Carson Quotes

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

People are all at sixes and sevens with each other. They're always quarreling. They never somehow resolve anything.

I never, in all my life, had anything whatever to do with robbing any bank in the state of Missouri.

I've just had this fight since I can't even remember.

I think it's going to be a doosey. I mean, talk about a fistfight in a whorehouse.

Every fight is different.

They looked at each other. They weren't thinking anymore. The time for that had come and gone. Smashed smiles lay ahead of them. But that would be later. Lay Ter.

I don't like controversy.

Now nobody get nervous, you ain't got nothing to fear. You're being robbed by the John Dillinger Gang, that's the best there is!

I realized that after years of studying Shakespeare and Chekhov and regional repertory theater, what I really wanted to do was bust in and rob a bank and jump in the screaming getaway car and tear through the city and get in a shootout.

You only get to know someone after a huge exchange of blows.

I am afraid he is too pugnacious... I want peace... Theodore is always getting into rows with everybody

When civil fury first grew high And men fell out they knew not why.

Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand.

Yes, but I am afraid he well get us into some quarrel.

You have seen for a long time the great disorder in the world caused by these crimes. It is so bad in some of your provinces, I am told, and you are so weak in the administration of justice, that one can hardly go along the road by day or night without being attacked by robbers; and whether at home or abroad one is in danger of being despoiled either by force or fraud.

Opinions have caused more ills than the plague or earthquakes on this little globe of ours.

There's always a little jump to your heart when you realize you've got looting.

As soon as I got to L.A., there was this big crime where these guys tunnelled underneath a bank on a three-day weekend and went right up to the vault and emptied everything out.

Conflict is entertaining and it's the stuff of drama - or comedy - but too much conflict, or conflict that's at too high a pitch can get annoying.

I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not really making sense.

You're gonna know, if I have beef with somebody, then one of us is just falling out.

I come from a place of lots of turmoil.

I've seen teammates who wanted to choke each other.

You can't pick a fight with anyone doing something with your sound.