Kid Rock Quotes

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

The truth is, no one pays more tax than they have to.

There's just one thing I can't figure out. My income tax!

Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated.

I want to specify that I pay my own taxes in France, for all my income.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

As artists, we are blessed to be able to make money but, on the same note, are held accountable for our federal tax obligations just like everyone else.

If I have to do my tax online, the government should pay for my Internet hook-up, darling.

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.

I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

I used to do my own taxes. You know how you buy that gigantic sheet at Staples, add up the restaurants, clothes, and taxis and glue your receipts into the book month by month? The more money I made, the more complicated things got.

I can assure you that my wife and I - every penny of income we've ever had, our taxes were paid in West Virginia.

I've always been paying my taxes and I've always been trying to comply.

Use an accountant the first time you file your taxes after becoming a freelancer. It will be worth it.

Simplicity just isn't a word synonymous with taxes.

Corporations must pay tax.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide.

Every good citizen … should be willing to devote a brief time … to the making of a listing of his income for taxes … to contribute to his government … a small percentage of his net profits.

I can't make a damn thing out of this tax problem. I listen to one side and they seem right—and then I talk to the other side and they seem just as right, and here I am where I started. God, what a job!

A tax is something people pay out of income.

I do my taxes. I do my own bookkeeping. I pay rent.

I pay my taxes.

I had no clue about taxes at all. I didn't know they hit your paycheck. There's something that you've always got to put money away for. I didn't know you've got to put money away for it, even though it's coming out your own money. It's like, 'What the heck?'