Tax Issues Quotes

There was a time when people thought our hosts weren't collecting and remitting taxes, and we've been very proactive about going out and trying to solve this.

A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

When you get behind with the tax department, it's very difficult to catch up.

Anything to do with any new form of tax, like consumption tax in Japan, carbon tax in Australia, these are big issues that cannot be easily decided.

There's just one thing I can't figure out. My income tax!

With "Let's Dance," there was actually a chance that I was actually going to be able to keep the money I had made.

Father was the most unreconciled taxpayer I ever knew.

I know this, the Federal Reserve is private and the I.R.S. is screwing us.

I had hundreds of thousands of dollars of tax penalties.

On issues relating to taxes, you don't always speak with one voice.

Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her.

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag

Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but they hate paying them.

I've had many friends over the years who have been in same-sex relationships, and the family denies hospital visitations when one is sick. Or when the estate is settled and people who have built a life together has everything taken away from them either by the families or the taxman.

When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that they're just doing their job. Someone I know once said, "You could get another job."

I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.

Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.

The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes; they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

Transfer pricing is causing huge problems in Africa.

'Tax Collector' was optioned for a series with F/X, but it never happened. I guess they ran into a problem trying to figure out why someone would tune in to watch a show about a guy who works for the IRS.

Wrestling is a lot like any other workplace. You don't really talk religion or politics. But we are all independent contractors, so we pay our taxes quarterly. And we talk about taxes.

I've been to a few conventions, you know, when the tax man knocks at the door and the 'Star Wars' convention people say: 'Do you want to come and sign some autographs?'

He [Donald Trump] said in the debate - he said, gosh, I'm being audited for two years. Then he said three years. Then he said maybe five years. Listen, if there's a problem in his taxes, the voters have a right to know, because come September, October, the general election, folks in the media are going to make a heyday about any problems in his taxes.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list