Unsightly Quotes

A revolting, fat, beast.

Everyone says I was real cute as a kid, but from 8 to 19, I was horrible-looking, freaky.

We're not the prettiest bunch of animals in the world.

That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hideous.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier.

Resolved that when this house shall have seen Abraham Lincoln, they will have seen the ugliest man in the country.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

Pictures deface walls more often than they decorate them.

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.

You can build a place that is beautiful, but nobody feels comfortable sitting in it, and the kids aren't allowed to go into many of the rooms. Or a place can look lived in, but it doesn't please the eye.

I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!

You don't want to see me dance. That's not a pretty thing. Trust me.

Here's the thing: I was charming. Well read and well spoken. Observant and even kind. In other words, I was kind of a catch. And I knew this was true. As long as you couldn't see me. If you saw me, you'd think I was the sea cow that had swallowed your catch.

I was not the most attractive child. I had two really big buck teeth. I was horrendous - long, lanky and gangly.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

I was not an attractive child.

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.