Joseph Goebbels Quotes

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

I was not an attractive child.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

I've yet to meet somebody who said, 'Your stories are so revolting I couldn't read them.'

I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier.

Angus is a pretty crappy name.

We're not the prettiest bunch of animals in the world.

You can build a place that is beautiful, but nobody feels comfortable sitting in it, and the kids aren't allowed to go into many of the rooms. Or a place can look lived in, but it doesn't please the eye.

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

If there's comfort involved, it's probably not for me.

I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!

It was repugnant, but it was the only way to communicate.

L.A. makes you feel ugly.

Perhaps, Mr. President, it is because you are not a very likable man.

Little Jappies ….

Resolved that when this house shall have seen Abraham Lincoln, they will have seen the ugliest man in the country.

That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.

… the greatest statesman living….There is no doubt that Hitler, so far as Germany is concerned, is the resurrection and the life. He is the savior of Germany, a great and wonderful leader. He is the George Washington of Germany.

It is clearly disgusting and completely inappropriate.

I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.

Human beings are gross.

There is nothing worse than bright lighting - it isn't flattering and makes the glamorous women want to leave.