Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

We're not the prettiest bunch of animals in the world.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I was not an attractive child.

I was actually very ugly. I was ugly. I felt very insecure.

I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier.

A revolting, fat, beast.

Resolved that when this house shall have seen Abraham Lincoln, they will have seen the ugliest man in the country.

I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

You don't want to see me dance. That's not a pretty thing. Trust me.

Everyone says I was real cute as a kid, but from 8 to 19, I was horrible-looking, freaky.

I never saw myself as Mr. Ugly, but I'm not that handsome. I can sort of be made to look quite a lot better or quite a lot worse.

She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.

I was not the most attractive child. I had two really big buck teeth. I was horrendous - long, lanky and gangly.

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness.

Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hideous.

Most people are telling me I look horrible.

I was always told I was ugly. I still think I am ugly. I know I've got an odd face and you can't tell me otherwise.

Perhaps, Mr. President, it is because you are not a very likable man.

This face is nothing to brag about. I don't know what it is that these people see in my face.