A revolting, fat, beast.
Tang sucks.
I've yet to meet somebody who said, 'Your stories are so revolting I couldn't read them.'
This face is nothing to brag about. I don't know what it is that these people see in my face.
The seafood in England is sad.
It's a horrible name, Coldplay. It doesn't conjure up any positive thoughts.
Duty is seldom liked either by the doer or the object ... And why should it be? It is not often of advantage to either.
Everyone says I was real cute as a kid, but from 8 to 19, I was horrible-looking, freaky.
People don't go to bars they think are uncool.
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
We're not the prettiest bunch of animals in the world.
I was everything an R&B singer wasn't. I wasn't in shape. I wasn't a pretty boy.
Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven.
A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo.
That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.
To artist Peter Hurd, on seeing his official portrait for the first time:
People employed in financial institutions are rarely interesting and even more rarely likable.
There are times even I am a bit embarrassed by my look.
I've never been a great enthusiast about how I look and I am very... when I was young I had a real anti-talent for inventing myself as unappealing - craven and unremarkable.
Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.
'Ratboy' is an offbeat film with a lot of comments to make about human values. But, because it's offbeat, it doesn't have an obvious market.
I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.
My worst ever car was a green Datsun B210, back when they called it 'Datsun' - now it's 'Nissan.' Very unsexy, unattractive. Girls hated the car. I was embarrassed to even be in it... but it was my transportation.
Angus is a pretty crappy name.
I'd like to be clear that a number of people find me intolerable, and they don't hesitate to say so - which they and I cherish.
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.