Busy Philipps Quotes

Something I really hate more than anything else is clogs.

Human beings are gross.

I hate when people have food in their mouths and they don't swallow before they talk. Like, they store it in their cheek when they talk to you. It drives me nuts.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

If there's comfort involved, it's probably not for me.

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

I don't like dirt. Cleanliness is high on my agenda, but I don't have a phobia of dirt. I'm just not keen on it. I don't really like dirty people or houses or smelly things.

If someone makes you feel wrong-footed, you're unlikely to find them witty.

A revolting, fat, beast.

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

I'm a germophobe, so I don't like people talking over my food, breathing, spitting, anything. Just let me eat in peace.

Open concept bathrooms are not the greatest.

It's disgusting eating over a keyboard.

We tend to dismiss things we don't particularly like, or that we find disturbing, as aberrations.

Nolan has the strangest affect on people. You know, I think there's something very sad and little boy about him, but at the same time the way he goes about everything is so awkward and obnoxious. He can never say the right thing, you know? And I think if he just didn't try so hard and calmed down, people might actually like him a bit more!

I do not like candid pictures. They are so unattractive.

I probably have the worst wardrobe. It's the most ill-fitting with the worst patterns and colors and the most nipple rubbage. There's bad chafing, and it's always tight in all the wrong places. What's sad is that I'm kinda getting used to it.

I don't like going out where it's really, really crowded.

New York, oh my God, in my early 20s. I felt, this is home, this is really where I belong.

It was repugnant, but it was the only way to communicate.

I think sandals should be burnt. I hate them - purge them!

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

Oh my God, I think I purchased some Jimmy Choos, and they hurt like crazy. That's when I realized that fashion truly isn't about comfort; it's about looking good.

I've yet to meet somebody who said, 'Your stories are so revolting I couldn't read them.'