Tire Maintenance Quotes

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

And he's lost both right front tires.

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

Something doesn't look right," Vee said. "Is the tire supposed to look like that?" I banged my head against the nearest tree trunk. "So we've got a flat," Vee said. "What now?

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

This is motor racing. We go at very high speeds, and tires have always been deflating or exploding. It is just part of the sport.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I was in the oil business for a while--gas and oil, check the tires.

Back then the cars had a trap door that we could pull open with a chain to check our tire wear.

Tyre management has always been part of the qualifying strategy and the race itself. I don't know about others; I just know that I always push as much as I can to obtain the best result possible.

Lance Armstrong won seven Tours, that's 147 days of racing, and he never had a puncture or a mechanical. You can really minimise your chances of a mistake if you do everything right.