Office Equipment Quotes

I wasn't prepared for this big room with clattering typewriters and teletype printers. You could hardly hear yourself think.

You can do without a woman but not a typewriter.

A mimeograph machine may turn out to be more useful than a machine gun and clerks are more in demand than riflemen.

Staplers--- Excellent source of iron

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

Now that you have the Xerox machine, you can't keep many secrets.

My Panasonic typewriter can make graphs. It types in four different colors.

Generations of thinkers have made typewriters their frenemies, and long before there were Gmail inboxes, print correspondence stacked up, some hastily written and impulsive on the steel gadgets.

I actually use a computer a lot. I have three computers that I use on a regular basis - one is on my desk top in my Washington office, another is at home, and I have my laptop that I use when I'm travelling.

I didn't know much about computers. I still worked on a manual Olivetti typewriter.

My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.

I like the sound a typewriter makes.

IBM decided they were going to enter the copying business in 1968.

I never worked in an office in my life.

WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR TYPEWRITER YOU LEAVE YOUR MACHINE GUN AND THE RATS COME POURING THROUGH.

I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.

Copiers do not collaborate.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.