Novelty Items Quotes

I'm a big fan of Amy Sedaris, and one of her decorating mainstays is to put googly eyes on everything.

I'd love to do a book with scratch n' sniff pages and pieces of string and plastic attached to the pages, you know?

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

A secret talent or hobby... Hmm... I weirdly collect shot glasses.

I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.

I think phone cases will always be novelties, but there's always so many interesting phone cases I like phone cases and I think the sillier the better - but this is a cool take on it.

You can drink out of Lincoln's nose. They got the Hard Rock t-shirts. They got Elvis, too.

i am going to start selling air in dark orange bags marked: moon-blooms

I have never had a pair of knickers sent in the post. I've had jams, lemon drizzle cakes, West Ham football shirts and footballs and books. I've had pillowcases with my face on, tea towels with my face on, face flannels with my face on, towels with my face on.

I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!" -Tyson

I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird.

I have a huge costume section in my closet - wigs, mustaches, the whole thing. Halloween's my favorite holiday, so I have a lot of weird stuff.

I'm obsessed with shopping. I'll get these urges to buy, like to shop for stuff on the Internet. I search for all kinds of weird gizmos I could get.

You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.

The Gallifreyan balls are my favourite because you can juggle with them!

That girl had the subtlety of a Spencer’s Gifts shop.

While I love walking past those beautifully lit bookstores in my neighborhood, what I mostly buy there are blank notebooks and last-minute presents for children's birthdays.

You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, "we're going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."

I love every single As Seen on TV product. I can't help myself.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.