Junk Mail Quotes

I used to live in Chris Rock's former apartment. I've got some junk mail for him if he wants it.

I use Spam Arrest because of the amount of junk mail I get. Any legitimate person who wants to send me a message has to jump through hoops before they can be added to my opt-in list.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

It is slightly chilling to realize there are rational, functional people up there employed to spot, nurture, and exploit those down here among us who are irrational and can barely cope. If you want to know how stupid you’re perceived to be by the people up there, count the unsolicited junk mail you receive. If you get a lot, you’re perceived to be alluringly stupid.

Obviously, computers have made differences. They have fostered the development of spaceships- as well as a great increase in junk mail.

Despite the volume of 'junk' mail that students receive each year, companies that have an interest in selling their product to students say direct mailing is a key to their success.

Nearly every communication method we invent eventually conveys unwanted commercial messages.

College students typically receive marketing offers in the mail from upwards of a hundred companies each year.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I threw it into the garbage can. And then about half an hour later, with the dirt on it, I picked it up from the garbage can, and I called out of curiosity.

Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world.

Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors.

Anticipated, personal, and relevant advertising always does better than unsolicited junk.

Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"