Hecklers Quotes

You may hiss as much as you please, but women will get their rights anyway. You can’t stop us, neither

If I were the Archangel Gabriel, madam, I’m afraid you would not be in my constituency.

I have been a Democrat all my life and accustomed to the rule of the majority. If a majority of this crowd want me to stop speaking, I will stop. If the majority want me to continue, I will speak on regardless of you and your company.

In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.

There's not a problem we have that we can't talk out. We can't shout it out.

My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.

If you want to see me again, don't bring signs saying "Trudeau is a pig" and don't bring signs that he hustles women, because I won't talk to you. I didn't get into politics to be insulted. And don't throw wheat at me either. If you don't stop that, I'll kick you right in the ass

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

I don't get many hecklers now but answering them is an art form in itself.

My friends, in this country we are entitled to many viewpoints. You are entitled to yours, but right now, I am entitled to mine.

On what planet do you spend most of your time? ... As you stand there with a picture of the President defaced to look like Hitler, and compare the effort to increase health care to the Nazis, my answer to you is, … it is a tribute to the First Amendment that this kind of vile, contemptible nonsense is so freely propagated. Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table: I have no interest in doing it.

I've heard from other artists that people are a little bit more reserved in Northern Europe, which comes across at concerts, where the audience may be quieter. So this means less hecklers, but maybe it also means that people may not be as open about how they felt. I'm not so sure this is especially true of Denmark, but it's what I've heard.

When hecklers stand up, I get a mental jump for joy. It gives me something to get my teeth into - and the audiences love it.

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.

There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one of your jokes. If someone says something really funny, I've never seen a comedian abuse them, you always sort of tip your hat a little bit if they nail it.

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

If you feel so strongly about it, why don't you make it an issue and run against me.

Would you please shut up and sit down.

I'm not sure I can think of any scenario more enjoyable than making 55,000 people from New York shut up.

I'm a comic; we get hecklers every night! It's really just part of the job.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

I get hecklers all the time!

I got a kick out of the stands when they would heckle me. I would take the energy from that.

My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get hecklers now, I'm nice to them!