Hat Collection Quotes

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

A lot of people assume I have a great hat collection, but kids steal my hats at every show. I've had all these hats that I've loved, but now they're in some little kids' possession. It's difficult to replenish. I don't think the kids realize this.

I was born into wearing hats - it's a family thing - and I wear hats all the time.

I got a hat deal with Resistol, where I have my own line of cowboy hats.

I collect hats, and I'm really big into Stetsons. Not particularly the Stetsons brand but that sort of fedora-type. I just think it's sharp.

My hats did give me an identity. In fact, if I had a dollar for every time someone has seen me bareheaded and said, 'I almost didn't recognize you without a hat on', I could have bought the Cowboys myself.

I have a collection of 50-plus snapback hats.

I got you plenty of hats at home, Vickie, what are you doing?

I have a massive hat collection, which includes many, many fedoras I haven't worn because of the stigma. I buy them thinking, 'I'm going to make people accept fedoras!' But with the way I dress, if I wore a fedora, I'd be in the camp that gives them a bad name.

I collect many hats, but I do like Bailey's Hats, and I order them online.

I own over ninety-five different hats and, over the years, have lost or given away 120 hats. You gain to lose... you lose to gain.

You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open up the refrigerator and find a hat tucked under some rotten food. I have a lot of hats.

I buy hats like women buy shoes. I have well over 150.

For like everyday, just kind of hanging out, I love flannels. Part of my closet, there's a whole section of flannels because I love them so much. Slouchy, oversized hats and fedoras. I just got these 2 amazing hats that I really love, blue and gold trim with woven material by D&Y. I love D&Y hats.

My hair was falling out so I got in the habit of wearing a hat. And I didn't like baseball caps so I got a beret.

I love hats. I've always loved hats.

I had an Indiana Jones fedora that I loved. I don't know what happened to it. I don't know where it went. Wish I had it back. Whoever's got it, you suck.

I am mad about hats. I collect them as souvenirs from my globe trotting.

I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.

My wardrobe is really colorful, and since hats are my favorite accessory, I have a big collection of them.

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.

I collect different game hats, like Syracuse Women's Volleyball; I have a Navy Basketball hat. They're all vintage but in new condition.

I used to have a hat obsession, but unfortunately for me, I have a tiny head, which means most hats don't fit very well. I do love them, though.

I have a collection of caps, but I never count them.

I have a big head, so I can appreciate a good hat.