If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.
I would rather vote for Hitler.
Statement when she was told that FDR would run for a third term as President.
If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.
I understand Hitler... I sympathise with him a little bit.
I'm a Trump guy. I wasn't in the beginning, of course. I'm Mexican, when he said we need to take all the Mexicans out of United States... well, good luck on that one. They'll find a way to get back here anyways.
I made the mistake of saying I was an atheist at one point, when I was doing 'Kingdom of Heaven.'
Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.
You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.
Islam, at the moment, is the motherlode of bad ideas.
This is a very sick man, this Obama.
And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.
Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.
I know the pundits don't agree with me.
George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.
I want a Goddamn strong statement on marijuana, I mean one that just tears the ass out of them. You know, its a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish.
If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
Wayne LaPierre once was on the ABC Sunday show, This Week with David Brinkley. He said, "You know, I think President [Bill] Clinton is comfortable with a certain level of violence because it helps him advance his agenda." This is 1990. The media, everyone lost their minds over that.
I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.
I suppose if I had said television was more popular than Jesus, I would have gotten away with it. I'm sorry I opened my mouth. I'm not anti-God, anti-Christ, or anti-religion. I wasn't knocking it or putting it down. I was just saying it as a fact and it's true more for England than here. I'm not saying that we're better or greater, or comparing us with Jesus Christ as a person or God as a thing or whatever it is. I just said what I said and it was wrong. Or it was taken wrong. And now it's all this.
I will never apologize to the Jewish community for telling the truth
A newspaperman said, 'You have to have a team in New York.' I replied, 'Who says you have to have a team in New York?' What came out in the papers was a headline that said, Giles Says, 'Who needs New York?' I confess that quote bothered me, and there seemed to be no way to dispose of it. It was repeated again and again.
On kissing Marilyn Monroe: It's like kissing Hitler.
It had become boring to write: 'I like Clare Balding'. To say: 'I don't like Clare Balding' is much more newsworthy.
Donald Trump got in some trouble for saying that John McCain is not a war hero, and said, 'I like people that weren't captured.' Not good. In fact, Trump's people are telling him to lay low for a while until this all combs over.
The Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.